Excecute Plan 66

I watched a doco on the guys who were in the 4th airplane of the 9/11 attack. The people in the plane fought back, and they diverted the plane from hitting the White house. While this is extremely brave, its not what im going to talk about here.

Im going to talk about Plan 66. In the situation that I die, without having a chance to say anything to anyone, I want Plan 66 to go into usage. I’ll add to this list as time goes on, but I’ll make no big whoop about it. Its really only here in case of an emergency.

Some of these things I expect you to do, others are just little things that would be fun lol. I think you’re a good judge of character, I’ll let you decide what’s tangible and what’s not.


TO BE DONE IMMEDIATLY AFTER DEATH

- Tell HER (and tell no-one that you did)

- Show people this blog (you may as well, wont be much use otherwise lol)

- I’m an organ donor, so I’ll have no body to bury…but give me some sort of plaque, I need something to make jokes on.

- Keep the legacy going; preach the truth about the importance of balance and the proof of God (the Rules of Life)

- Buy Cav a bottle of something nice from my funds; ditto McVilly and Broadbent

- Visit Lenin’s tomb and leave something there for him from me- Keep the book idea alive

- Tell Felix from the Cat Empire that I’d have his children if I wasn’t six-feet-under

FUNERAL ARRANGMENTS/IDEAS (you can take it all out of my funds lol)

- I want a stick-figure hazard sign representation of HOW I died on my tombstone

- I don’t want a particularly good song to be ruined at my funeral. Something like ‘Power of Your Love’ or ‘Exit Music (for a film)’ would be EXTREMLY fitting, but it’d ruin it for everyone…hmmm, let me meditate on that.

- Kyle, Chris, and someone from Glycerine must give some sort of eulogy. You guys must speak…also, Bek or Mon maybe.

- My skull must be cleaned and Adam must do the ‘Alas, poor Yorrick’ soliloquy from Hamlet with it.

- I want a sax quartet at my funeral

- And an acapella choir

- I want a tomb with a boulder rolled in front of it